“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is my FAVORITE story ever.
I’m very fond of this mythos.
Okay I just teared up. Why am I such a baby?
(Source: eternalseptember)
(Source: aryastark)
saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him
HOW THE FUCK HASN’T TUMBLR FOUND THIS YET
OMFG
O H M Y G O D
O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D
forever reblog.
I thought it was going to be a nice and mellow song but then it took a turn as soon as he started singing
FUCKING HELL
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
(Source: castiali)
my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to
HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT
DAD
DAD WHAT THE HELL
(Source: morrissarty)
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
